Hello. My name is Boronius Babbleton and I am writing on behalf of Sir Patrick Charles Simpson III.  Some of you may have noticed a lack of correspondence with Sir Simpson, but do not be alarmed he is doing well. I have it on good authority that the young master is successfully navigating his studies at Kansas State University and few honor battles have been necessary. Many of you are probably wondering why I continue without revealing anything of significance. Rest assured that the point of my writing is forthcoming. Sir Simpson hopes that all of you are doing well and will try to converse through this rather bewildering medium known as "blogging" with greater frequency. I hope my pedantic rambles have caused no offense and wish a pleasant return to your routines.

With Greatest Humility,

Boronius Babbleton